Due to ground and safety conditions, unfortunately our game today has been cancelled and will be rescheduled on a wet-weather weekend.
However! Don’t think you’re getting out of it that easily — Scotty and Burnsy have requested all players to be at the Orchard, Chatswood at 2PM. The theme is Hawaiian.
— FINES APPLY FOR NON-ATTENDANCE AND NON-CONFORMING DRESS —
(Seriously, it’ll be a laugh so come on down)
Please pass this information on to all your player and member contacts.
The Brothers Committee.